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KindOfASlut

@KindOfASlut

Divorced after finding my rich ex-husband with another woman. Now I live life to it's fullest and spend his money with pleasure. I like men... and love women.

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@blo0dyrebel You scratch my back I'll scratch yours.


To my employer... if you only give me 5 sick days per year, on the 6th day I'm sick I'm gonna come in and infect all of my coworkers.


Any LA guys wanna be my Valentine tonight?


Having NFL withdrawals...


Credit cards are like oral sex... awesome till you get declined.


Dunno if I'm on board with a man selling his Clydsdale best friend. #budweiser #Clydsdale #Budweiserclydsdale


What were the Vegas odds on a power outage? #superbowl #SuperBowl47 #SuperBowl2013


I bought a six pack... one for pregame, one for each quarter and one for halftime... I forgot about the power outage beer!!! #superbowl


Great idea... cut the power to show more commercials and make millions per second. #superbowl #lightsout #superfail


How stoked is that sideline reporter with power?


To those complaining about excessive @Superbowl coverage... go see a movie and stop whining... I'm soaking it up. #superbowl #49ers #ravens


90% of tweets are sent from the toilet.


Cinnamon buns taste much better when you're naked.


Hooked up with a C list celebrity last night... pretty sure my place is nicer than his...


What's the etiquette for using a wheelchair accessible stall in a public restroom if the others are taken and no one else is waiting?


My nephew wanted to leave cookies out last night because last time he did it was Christmas the next morning.


If kids get snow days off from school... I should get them off from work.


Too cold to tweet.


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