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Chris Guma Asaswire

@Kelisi_guma

Mechanical Engineer| Engineering is not about being the best. It's about making a difference. @ManUtd diehard

Joined September 2018
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the cleanest 3:0 win i’ve ever seen 😭

women don’t know what indecent dressing is, till their housemaid wear it in front of their husband.



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𝑨𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒕𝒚, 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚. 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝑩𝑰𝑮 𝒅𝒊𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 "𝑯𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒕" 𝒂𝒏𝒅 "𝑭𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒊𝒕."


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Britain's banned documentary - SILENCED


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Men, ✌️ It is a wrap! Remember: Be very selfish. Make yourself and your mission a priority. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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A lot of you men have made yourselves look so cheap, that you accept the bare minimum from women. You don't think far ahead. You're all about now & how "sweet" she is to you. You're more concerned with if the woman you're dating loves you, than if she respects you & will


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If you earned $5,000 per hour every day since the birth of Christ, you still wouldn't be as rich as Elon Musk.


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Men, I can't emphasize this enough, Abstain from RECKLESSNESS. USE A CONDOM. If she says: "I am allergic to rubber," "Don't you trust me?" Dump her and run away. The sex market is filthy and dirty. Trust NO woman. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, Finally, Be a good salesman. Read and learn how to effectively • Speak • Write • Negotiate • Pursuade These are tools of sales. These are the tools for dating beautiful women & building relationships. Life is about persuasion and sales. #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, In this photo: The newly elected officials of Uganda Dental Association. One is being led by Aljazeera, and the other is being misled by Amerix. Kiswaza. Toba musajja mugwagwa! GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday

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Men, Use a condom. Don't ejaculate recklessly. Control the power to decide when to make a woman pregnant. Be in control. Once the sperm leaves your urethra, you have no control over it, and it now belongs to the state. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, If your bed is squeaking during sex, Relocate to the floor. Tomorrow morning: — Throw it away. That bed is an embarrassment and disrespectful. Sex is sacred. Protect it. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, Do not have sex with prostitutes. Avoid them! Prostitutes are putrid, - sordid souls and scummy spirits. They stain your soul, corrode your mind, and deflate your esteem. Respect yourself. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, People are NOT equal, — and never will be. Men & women will never be equal. Men themselves are not equal Some will win, others will lose A society or institution that tried to make men and women equal led to its destruction, collapse, and death. #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, A man who calls other men misogynists and shouts "respect women," — He is a hypocrite and guilty. He is the one who beats women, and he has Erectile Dysfunction. Common in pussified pastors & effeminate government officials. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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Men, Being tough in marriage doesn't mean being cruel, It means being: - strict with your goals, - firm with your boundaries, - intentional with instructions, Beating your wife or mistreating her is not being tough. GUARD YOUR REPUTATION #MasculinitySaturday


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the social media manager is fighting for their life in the replies

Copy nothing. #Jaguar



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Always remember this, When you are doing something extraordinary, Something that adds value to the lives of people, Not everybody will like you. Some will applaud you, but some will fight you. Some will genuinely want you to succeed, but some will want you to fail. Some…

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bro summed up the dating scene in 27 seconds 😭

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Men, Once you meet a woman whom you want, Don't fumble. Look at her straight in the eyes until she submits. This is dominance. Also, her eyes are the windows to her soul. Her eyes tell stories about her past, present, and future. Don't fear. #MasculinitySaturday


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Isotopes, having the same atomic number but different mass number.

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