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when you lose a makeup brush that you were just using a couple seconds ago
middle aged white women say “don’t talk to me before I get my coffee” but then get their coffee and are still mean to everyone
My toxic trait is that I set a budget for myself and then proceed to go over that budget by an offensive amount
me going to sleep when the person i made plans with hasn’t sent an update text when the time we agreed to gets closer
i hate giving up on people but i hate forcing shit even more
Treat people exactly how they treat you... nothing more, nothing less.
once the lashes are on I’m not the same bitch i was 5 mins ago
Me when my eyelash doesn’t stick to the corners of my eye and I’m already 10 minutes late
Me explaining to my girl that if she shuts up and actually pays attention to the movie Then she can figure out what’s going on instead of asking me so many questions twitter.com/MomoMaicon/sta…
I did not expect to be alive for this long
go ahead and tell me that i should love my dad bc he’s my dad one more time
me: l’m tire- an adult l didn’t ask: WHEN l WAS YOUR AGE l HAD 4 JOBS, 6 kids, l never even took a nap until l was 30, you’re too young to even have “tired” in your vocabulary
Behind every girl that claims she and this guy are just sooooo totally best friends is at least a 95% chance they’ve seen each other naked
if you wake me up out of my precious sleep..whatever comes out of my mouth is your fault.
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