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BARNES.

@KIDCOMMANDO

𝖭𝖮𝖳 𝖠 𝖦𝖮𝖮𝖣 𝖬𝖠𝖭, 𝖡𝖴𝖳 𝖠 𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙀𝘾𝙏 𝙎𝙊𝙇𝘿𝙄𝙀𝙍. 🏳️‍🌈 Insert schmaltzy quote about @SHIELDRETIRED here.

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Thank you for your email. I am currently fucking RIGHT off and will not be accepting any missions, jobs, quests, tasks, or personal favors until further notice. Please direct any questions/comments/concerns to Sam Wilson, or feel free to shove them up your ass. Thanks!


That's it. I'm out. I quit. I am not fighting ANY MORE evil circus freaks.


Sold.

He’s got the compound at a cool 68 degrees and there’s a pool.



I have my shit handled. Fuck off. You wanna talk trauma, we got whole rosters of Gen Z supers for you to profit off of.


It's so goddamn hot.


Annual reminder that if your idea of patriotism includes telling veterans to sit down and shut up about fireworks, you MIGHT not be much of a patriot.


BARNES. Reposted

god said: "GOD MADE YOU. GOD DOES NOT CARE IF YOU ARE 'GUILTY' OR NOT." i said: "I CARE. I CARE IF I AM GUILTY." god was silent. everything was silent. i lay back down in the snow.


Sips it appreciatively. "Goddamn, that's good. You always crack the hard stuff first thing in the morning, or is this a special occasion?"

“I'm not usually one to share my expensive vodka on such a bleak morning, but what the heck.” Pours his unwelcomed guest a glass.



Tony, that's not healthy. You're supposed to 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦.

Drinking vodka for breakfast.



Uh-oh. Steve's on a nostalgia kick again.


Oh, gimme a break—

You killed my parents :/, smile for the nice lady :/



I will never forgive you for this.

I love making him do PR.

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BARNES. Reposted

Why’s everybody so thirsty on Thursdays? You all need to drink more. Dehydration is serious.


Oh, for fuck's sake. Evil jugglers? AGAIN?


Admittedly, the bar is low.

So, maybe not.



Alright, alright, I'm up. But you're on my shit list, Parker.


Folks just don't order hits like they used to.

It's a fucked up world were living in. People need to start calling more hits, I got bills to pay!



Whaddyou mean 'hostage situation' what fucking time is it—


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