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mercury Cypher

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I love a spa day,so put me in hot tub and give me a message,and l am Avery happy girl👅🍆get ready to book for your appointment 🎉🎊☺️

Drop a❤️🇺🇸 if you agree!!!!

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Happy Sunday, everyone 💕💓

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I don’t wanna get up!💕💕

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Can you name this Movie 🎬 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔?

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‘Spent my 1st 47 years in the Great State 🤘🏻… and while Hook’Em is part of my vocabulary - today is all about 🐘 ROLL TIDE!.!.! ROLL!.!.!


Hello 👋

1st "go join your cell mates in prison". 2nd "stop calling me, you moronic idiot."

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B:NO

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Good morning 🌞

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An embarrassment…

What do you call a grown man at a Taylor Swift concert?



I'm now home......


Happy Tuesday!! I took my little buddy for a walk this morning, it feels great outside!!☀️🐾🐾

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F*CK IT sending full body pics to everyone who says hi

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Dear Kieth, You might want to address your Low T before you run out of women to annoy…


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She Shoots… She Scores…

You don’t realize how little self control you have until you’re eating chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant



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You’re not… and IDK?.?.?


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Good Morning Patriot Lady!


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You know, NFL Countdown was always slightly annoying… but without @samponder it’s unwatchable…


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“postmodern progressive nonsense jargon…”

Harris is the first presidential candidate whose native tongue is postmodern progressive nonsense jargon. Obama was fluent, but could also speak sensibly.



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Damn Right…


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