Joel The Elf That Kicks Butt
@JoelKicksButtProtagonist in the fiction-fantasy novel Death To Santa. The ability to magically kick people out of their plane of existence. I do not condone regular kicking
16 for me and its still not enough. Travel expands the mind. Do it while you can.
It's official, I've just been exposed to my first blatantly Christmas advert on YouTube. They could at least wait until Halloween is done and dusted! Does anyone else feel this way?
June 6 commemorates #D_Day80thAnniversary More 19 year old allied soldiers were killed than any other age group. All because a mad man wanted to rule the world. Don't be fooled by charismatic leaders. Give them a good kick up the butt before it ever reaches this scale again.
Today is #WorldEnvironmentDay Making small changes can have a big impact. For instance the UK uses about 365 000 KM of wrapping paper at Christmas. How crazy would it be not to wrap presents in fancy paper?
Today May 26 is World Redhead Day! A day dedicated to appreciating and celebrating individuals with red hair. We need more red haired main characters in our fiction these days.
May 25 is Towel Day, a tribute to Douglas Adams, the author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Today is Sherlock Holmes Day: Celebrating the birthday of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the creator of Sherlock Holmes.
Today is #EndangeredSpeciesDay Give a thought for Polar Bears like Samson here who's life is made more difficult by melting ice. Find out what he has to do to survive in the fantasy-fiction novel #DeathToSanta
Today is #InternationalDayOfFamilies Transport the whole family to a world of imagination with a good read. My personal favourite is #DeathToSanta but then I'm biased as I'm in it.
Today is National Cocktail Day. Find out what a Blue Parrot is and who's ordering them in Death To Santa by William Argo. #NationalCocktailDay
When you slept through it, AI will save the day! Find out the significance of green and purple auras in #DeathToSanta Fantasy-fiction by #WilliamArgo
Actor Bernard Hill, best known for roles in Titanic and Lord of the Rings, has died aged 79. A great actor, who made it look effortless. #BernardHill #KingTheodan #LOTR
Today is #MayDayForMutts raising awareness about dogs that need a home. Find out how Holly here finds a better life in the fantasy fiction novel #DeathToSanta
What happens when you type "May the fourth be with you" into Leonardo AI image generation? Close, but no cigar yet. Have to see what it does next year.
Today is World Tuna Day. Spare a thought for Tuna. Polar Bears love Tuna, but are unlikely to catch any in the wild. Find out what Samson the Polar bear finds to eat in #DeathToSanta
Death Incarnate has stalked the Earth for eons. In all that time one old foolish soul in particular had eluded him and thwarted him. With his adversary’s power dwindling, Death sensed he would soon be able to reap Father Christmas after all. #DeathToSanta #FantasyFiction
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