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Jessica Gerson-Neeves

@JessStarlite

She/her. Social Worker. Jew. Activist. Lesbian. Cat Lady. Responsible for The Great Vitamix Incident of 2021, and not sorry.

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A badge of honor to be labeled a troll and a loser by someone truly hateful. 🎉

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The most majestic side-eye photo in the history of side-eyes and photos. I love the sentient potato even if he’s always low-key plotting my death.

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Jessica Gerson-Neeves Reposted

There's a phenomenon I actually see extremely commonly when literature is used to teach history to middle school and high school students. Let's call it "pajamafication."


This is what my wife and I are losing our shit about today, thanks to the graphic design skills of @LizPeppin . Thanks for the giggle, Liz!

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Pretty much why everyone's losing their shit over our cats and our (trapped) blender.


Jessica Gerson-Neeves Reposted

"It’s grown into something that is fun, silly, whimsical, and ridiculous at a time when that’s something that everybody needs." I spoke to @JessStarlite about why she thinks her posts about her and her wife's cats holding a #vitamix hostage are going viral vancouver.citynews.ca/2022/01/10/vit…


Every evening around 4:45, these three gather to eagerly await Other Mom (AKA Middle-Aged Lesbian 1)‘s return from work. Appliancegate has not stopped this. instagram.com/kreweofjess/p/…


The sentient soccer ball is very cute and charming. An intellectual giant, however, he is not. Here, have 29 seconds of him trying to kill his own tail on Decoy Box 1. His brother Lando was manning the One True Box at the time.


And yes, they are 100% queuing politely for the One True Box in that second photo.

Additional @Vitamix boxes arrived. One is out. The decoy initially attracted attention, but only temporarily…we’ll see what they make of the other two.

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Additional @Vitamix boxes arrived. One is out. The decoy initially attracted attention, but only temporarily…we’ll see what they make of the other two.

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Oh my god. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Does your pet love Vitamix, smoothies, or the box it came in? Share your 📸 using #myvitamix and #sendtheboxes! Check out the exchange that inspired this tweet: spr.ly/6018Jfhck #1 📸: Credit to Jessica Gerson-Neeves (FB) #2 📸: @bentley.thesiamese (IG)

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I returned from US to BC 3 days ago. Wife works for CRD. Even though gov’t mandates me to self isolate at home for 14 days, CRD told my wife she has to keep coming in. We live in a tiny apartment and sleep in the same bed. How does this make sense?

@PHSAofBC & @CDCofBC, this is the municipal @crd_bc's #COVID19 response: to be in-office if you have a cough, as long as you can still work. They say this is per provincial recommendations. Is this an accurate interpretation of your reccos? @lisahelps @jjhorgan @cbcnewsbc

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Hey @AlaskaAir, I was on flight diverted from MSY to DAL last night. Booked my own hotel room at suggestion of gate agent since I was at the end of a Very Long Line. Who do I talk to about getting hotel and Lyft reimbursed?


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