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Father twitter I am begging you please let me stick a MoonPie on this thing
Farewell MoonPie child
In case you have clouds during the eclipse today this is pretty much what you’re missing
Tbh I'm not even sure we're allowed to sponsor the eclipse we just kinda said we were doing it
Idk about you but I’d very much like to put on a shiny spandex suit, blast some early-2000s heavy metal and body slam the living h*ck out of the sun
No pressure but can you reply to this or something so my boss knows that you know that we made a new box of MoonPies for the solar eclipse
Buddy we’re doing both
Please prove that you're an extraterrestrial and become our Alienfluencer (I am in way over my head) moonpiealienacquisition.com/#alienfluencer
Tbh this might be the most ambitious attempt at alien and/or marketing communication in human history
Sorry I haven't been checking DMs it's just that I don't want to and you can't make me
A solar eclipse is not enough I need to extinguish the sun entirely
The reason MoonPies are covered in chocolate is because the stuff they made sweets with in the early 1900s would absolutely shock you
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