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@JakobMze

Badventist. Arsenal.#COYG!!

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Just to remind me it’s doable when you watch what goes into your mouth 😂. Ndakas chiemo. Weight can make you have a camel 🐫 hump 🤣 Omad🫵🏽 10k steps daily🫵🏽 Once a month intermittent fasting🫵🏽 Make it a lifestyle

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How about you try good governance?

Praying for the Nation

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Someone said, the majority of us, Kenyans, are just rawdogging through this life; no insurance, no savings, no houses, no nothing... Just surviving. Hitting it as it comes as we hope to see the following day. Never seen such truth about life.


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Yule anadonate truck, wewe unaunda vidoes TikTok kuexplain manifesto in your local language, mwengine anaprint tshirts, mwengine anahakikisha watu wako registered to vote. And just like that, we have an active populace, everyone doing what they can.


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“We are Tribeless” is saying you need a tribal block to be president.


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If Omtatah has a million votes, then I am one of them. If Omtatah has 10 votes, then I am one of them. If Omtatah has only 1 vote then that is me. If Omtatah has no votes, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Okiya Omtatah, then I am against the world.


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Someone said Kenyans dont hate CORRUPTION they hate that they are not the ones doing the feasting. A candidate who has no corruption record is anti-KENYA, with no viable path to victory and completely UNACCEPTABLE.


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Btw leo don't engage with me if you won't engage this tweet. In fact, just unfollow.

Day 5 Another day to fear going to CBD because taking a matatu back home will mean going down Moi Avenue and getting sexually harassed and verbally abused by Makanga wa Ongata Rongai na Ngong. @SakajaJohnson @DCI_Kenya CBD has become dangerous and you are silent. #TiredToo

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Day 5 Another day to fear going to CBD because taking a matatu back home will mean going down Moi Avenue and getting sexually harassed and verbally abused by Makanga wa Ongata Rongai na Ngong. @SakajaJohnson @DCI_Kenya CBD has become dangerous and you are silent. #TiredToo

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"Kamisi, oh, kamisi, kamisi na baika uliwacha nanusanga ndio nilale."

In English we say: “I wasn’t ready for goodbye” In poetry we say:



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TERROR ATTACK THWARTED BY SOG. After an intense fire fight with #Alshabaab, one terrorist was gunned down and a cache of weapons; 3 AK-47 rifles and magazines, an RPG launcher, an RPG warhead, VHF radios, detonators and other materials intended for a terror attack on Kenyan soil…

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You know you've fucked up if the Corinthians want to have a lil chat. They didn't even respond when Apostle Paul wrote them, and he was out here double texting.

The National Executive Council of the Akurino Churches held a press briefing in Kiambu, where the Akorino Churches of Kenya joined other religious leaders in condemning the government. They are calling upon the President to meet with these leaders and realign on the promises…

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🤣🤣🤣

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Ndingi Mwana'a Nzeki is such a cool name. Definitely up there with Yves Saint Laurent.


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I think it is time we speak up about how women get harrased na makanga tao. The constant groping as you walk down Moi avenue needs to end. @SakajaJohnson women cannot walk in CBD without getting touched. Day 1 of me trying to ask other people to rally againt this shit.


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ushago inakuwanga place peaceful sana shida ni mahali utatoa pesa.


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If you repost this, you will be helping save my mom's life. @HonAdenDuale is it really necessary to have a forest in the middle of a village?

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Compare this to English reporter, Gary Cotterill, with Ruben Amorim yesterday. Class.

From h a n a

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This is along Moi drive in Umoja next to Umoja comprehensive school, the drainage requires to be unclogged.

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