Jake Tully
@JakeTTullyMusic Journalism, clandestine thoughts, marketing tactics, transportation industry writer. Editor-In-Chief of https://t.co/cmI5ZgyZ4i
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I’ve never seen any of the Cars movies but if I find out that the Larry The Cable Guy car does not say “What in Carnation” at some point during the trilogy I will walk off a cliff
Got no problem with Goths at all. I stand!
If you go to a place in public with me, you’re surely aware of my signature items: ✅ “Sarcastic Comment Loading” tee ✅ Visor with built in orange fuzz on top ✅ large piece of wire w/loop at end that I hold like a leash which I keep referring to as my invisible pet ✅ Pogs
Be sure to check out the Fyre Festival next week! So long, Greedsters! #americangreed
One time I went to the goodwill when I was ~16 and saw a brand new Doors shirt priced at 99 cents and I didn’t buy it That’s exactly what you look for when you’re that age and exactly what you can afford and I still didn’t buy it
I’ve recently discovered some amazing things about my strength. I can punch through walls and tear boughs off trees with ease. I’ve fallen distances of 3-4 stories without ONE scratch. I use twisted rebar and metal poles as bo staffs to square off against enemies. I am invincible
My favorite part about playing pool is all of the tips you get about how to play pool
Any person over 50, confused about a location: Well let’s just look it up on google maps. Now excuse me while I walk away because I assume it will take several minutes to do this and I couldn’t possibly stand here- Me: You’re wrong
To anyone who has ever told me I look like Andy Kaufman: thank you for the compliment! It’s a joy to be compared to one of the most attractive men on the small screen
I get on Twitter… talk a little shit.. Get off… Back to life...
Somehow the joke where someone goes to a coffeehouse and orders a complicated and fictitious drink is still ending up in scripts and frankly I couldn’t be happier :)
Sure, I may think HBO’s Ballers is “criminally underrated” and I may think Dog the bounty hunter would “be an effective politician if given the chance” but don’t let that keep you from reading my thoughts on the use of fragmented signs in later era Fritz Lang films (1/24)
One night I was really on one and for some reason was going into why I thought Keanu Reeves was a great person And everyone I was with was nice enough to indulge me but I was talking so much they were just responding to me like “yeah, it is cool how he was born in Lebanon”
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