Kevin Hart
@Its_KHartI am not Kevin Hart. This page is a only a parody account.
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Drakes music will have you missing a person from 3rd grade who unfroze you in freeze tag
I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. Like, "Yeah he's 27 months old." Hoe don't make me do math.
you're mad because I stole your daughter's virginity? sorry, it won't happen again...
*How girls become friends* Omg, I love your shoes *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir,I see u fuck bitches. I, myself, also fuck bitches
I hate when I put food in the microwave & it starts makin explosive noises so I check and it's cold like why you gotta play me like that
I may look calm, but in my head I've already killed you 3 times, AND hid the body
I typed "Bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Vroom vroom mothafucker
The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
Screenshot ain't no joke .. You fuck around with a fuck-around & you fuck around & get EXPOSED
Stop putting "TeamSingle'' after every tweet . Single is not a team. You are ALONE !
People be like.. " If I flirt, is that cheating?" BITCH IF I SLAP YOU WITH MY LEFT HAND EVEN THO IM RIGHT HANDED DID YOU STILL GET SLAPPED?
My graduation speech: 'fuck you, I fucked you, i'd fuck you, who the fuck are you?'
If I text you & you're driving, wait till you stop to reply cause I refuse to be on the commercial holding a damn card with my text on it..
Females quick to shave the side of they big ass head but be having jungle p*ssy :'(
Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english. Cop: What happened here? Me: No hablo ingles! Cop: Oh que paso? Me: Run.
Black girls with acne look like Nestle Crunch bars. Sorry. I'm a terrible person
I wish I could Google shit like: "Where the fuck is my phone?" and it be like: "Under your pillow, dumbass."
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