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INDO

@IndoWasHere

I'm not the prettiest. But! I AM THE DRUNKEST! AND the prettiest! Regrets are for way later

Joined February 2012
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Just doing the Lord's work

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Listen to me, and listen good. You, WE, only have friends to add extra stress to our lives that we can't live without. AND, sometimes it pays off. Others times... Well, we all like a good story don't we?


If only I could find things my wife couldn't... Then I'd finally have the upper hand


Calm your social anxiety with an emotional support sidearm


Hey, guess what? Life's pretty easy. Just don't be a giant piece of shit..... And, that's it! That's the whole fucking story. With perfect grammar.


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nothing to say says so much.


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Oh so water gives me heartburn now??? This is fine, I'm fine


It's no coincidence a pandemic materialized shortly after grocery/drug store contamination challenges and toilet licking challenges were surfacing across the internet. Our species was being fucking gross and reckless.


Does anyone else get sad after they finish a good book and there's no more until the next novel comes out which could be like... I dunno a stupid amount of time when I wanna know what happens RIGHT FUCKING NOW!?


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Leaving Twitter!? No need to announce your departure, this isn’t a airport.


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I may not be the smartest, but if you need someone to carry a refrigerator up a flight of stairs then I’m your man.


Kill all robots


SAY UNCLE YOU LITTLE BITCH! - Solar flares, probably.

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what you think of me has nothing to do with who i am.


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Whenever my ex did some heroic shit and asked me 'Who's your daddy?' it was always easier to say 'You are' than to keep saying 'I told you I don't know motherfucker!'


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10,000 Followers😍 ANOTHER TARGET SMASHED🐶✅ The community and support has been absolutely incredible to say the least, given our inception within the market. This is just the start. Expect an update tweet very soon...😏 $HOGE ❤️


I'm changing my name to Pablo Escohoge next year. If you need me I'll be in Columbia. Stop by for a spot of tea and some blow whenever you like!

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Remember to pretend you’re Irish and drink and act like a fucking twat today.


Ever feel like you need an exorcism just from talking to someone?


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