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Mummy Mo™

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Joined January 2011
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My customers are the best. They take the best pictures.😍😍 I sell organic & ayurvedic powders/herbs like: Amla Shikakai Ashwagandha Fenugreek Bhringraj Stinging Nettle Flaxseeds Henna Cassia Hibiscus Bentonite clay Fullers Earth Marshmallow Root etc. #naturalhair #hairgrowth

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. Mum was a widow of an abusive marriage and with a 5 yo son (my brother) . Dad was in his 40s committed to being a bachelor. Aunt wanted dad to find a companion, so she wrote an emotional letter. He was moved, agreed to marry, but only if the girl was a widow/divorcee....contd..

Do most people know how their parents met?



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Imagine putting CNG gas cylinder in the boot of your car with your entire family inside the vehicle just because one Ola of Lagos said “this cylinder is plentyyyy you will love it”. What a country.


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The disappointment came as a shock to Potiphar’s wife.

If a woman wants you, she’ll get you definitely.



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You see that thing called your lane, dey it.


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My father passed away over 30 years ago... The houses that he built still brought in rental income last week.. You people should stop posting this type of rubbish.

Building houses for rent is a bad investment



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Lol yall underrate companionship a lot in this generation. After all the waka waka once 8pm reach you will need your own person.

Why is Cuppy so obsessed with getting a man.



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everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people


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When praying for a job, Please add , job that close for the year 😭😭😭 Thank me later


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“I don’t understand” - A Nigerian that perfectly understands but is giving you a chance to correct the rubbish you’re doing or saying.


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I changed my instagram profile to "public" for 2 weeks. I saw a girl's picture and I commented "I like what I am seeing" She said "meet me in the DM". I was in Sagamu and she was in Port Harcourt. We are married now...person wey like you no go stress you.

We listen, we don’t judge: Port Harcourt Edition.



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I’ll be in class and just see a text “Ire’s cerelac and milk has finished”…I’ll quickly race to my account to see how much, then do some quick mental tiki taka …send the money then remember I also need to buy fuel for the car and gen. Meanwhile, class is going on. Craziest…


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Nigerians are sick people. Banks collect ATM maintenance charges and other ATM charges but ATM machines aren't working. You have to go to POS to pay and withdraw. Some people are defending this.


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Can’t believe someone asking the nation to be more productive is facing backlash from pastors. Wow really Wow!


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Nigerians are so loud! Kai! The loudness is why everyone is blocking you in the world. Asians, Jews, Mexicans, Italians etc help themselves in a quiet manner overseas but Nigerians can’t help themselves. Ring light and camera for every single thing.


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A white patient called me a “nigga” and I burst into laughter. He then repeated it and I laughed harder. He asked why I wasn’t offended and I said that I’m Nigerian. He then asked me to go back to my country on the monkey boat I came on. I found that funny too and laughed some…

I discovered a life hack by accident. A relative insulted me, and I missed it. I just kept being nice to him, so he insulted me again. He ended up stopping the conversation to let me know I was supposed to be insulted. It bothered him that I didn't react. You know what…?



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From Islam, He converted into Christianity. Got back to Nigeria after his PhD studies in the UK and his family sequestrated him until he died last year in prison. The Nigerian law failed to protect him. Religion of PEACE in deed.


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I will buy property of N150m but I’ll still be paying you N5m+ for service charge and other charges annually. Lagos real estate companies are thieves!


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How stupid Nigerians are So stupid you’d think that somebody jazzed a good percentage of Nigerians. Educated o, uneducated o, all stupid.

Human to Human What’s bothering you right now?



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You go to delta state that has oil and the place is looking like a village. Ex Governor allegedly diverts 1.3trillion naira. Trillion bro Trillion. Not all our problems are from Abuja.


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Yet you bought yachts ,airplanes, Bought SUVs, Repaired a functional property for 21 billion, Took more than 1000 persons to Dubai. You are admitting despite being on the Edge of Bankruptcy, You wasted billions. You are either an extreme dullard or an Extremely wicked Human.

“We're faced with a nation that is on edge of bankruptcy, and that's the truth” ~ President Bola Tinubu.



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