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I've been asked what my favourite commentary is on the budget and it's unquestionably this exchange.

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Wife just convinced daughter we couldn’t set up a camera to film the tooth fairy ‘because of GDPR’. Handy being married to a compliance manager.


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absolutely nothing sexier than a man locking tf in for trivia night


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being sick in the summer feels like you’re the little boy with scarlet fever from the velveteen rabbit. my friends are at the beach and i’ve got my hand on the window pane. tomorrow i may burn all my possessions in a pit


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Alright, by popular request from like one person and to amuse basically just myself… here’s #MetGala 2024 outfits as medical specialties for a third year in a row


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I bring a “if i don’t win I’ll kill myself” vibe to the pub trivia night that the casual beer drinkers can’t quite fuck with


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m&s cafe is just berghain for oaps

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He's not a Nice Guy unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.


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When a movie is called something like Killers Of The Flower Moon, they’ve already lost me. I’m not going to sit there for two hours waiting for a title to make sense. Hotel For Dogs. Now that’s a movie title.


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happy eurovision eve, don’t forget to put a glass of prosecco out by the chimney for graham norton x


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Can't wait to get sued for having a pet aisle

Introducing Curly the Puppy – man’s best friend in chocolate form! 🥺🐶 Our adorable little pooch is made from milk and white marbled chocolate, and comes in 100% plastic-free packaging – he’s the paw-fect Easter treat for a dog parent. 😆

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Imagine coming round from anaesthetic and seeing a tiny horse

Charlie and Romeo therapy ponies @enherts very welcome and well behaved visitors. 🐴 🐴

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Whoever looked at a chickpea and said let’s blend it up and dip stuff in it… thank you for existing


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notice how it says charges dropped and not found innocent. it’s so hard to get a rape conviction nvm sexual assault . i literally had a written confession and several people to testify and ended up having to drop my case . do not have this man on my tl or i will be blocking u! 😊


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Another nepo baby (her dad is Edgar Allan).

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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates


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Watch a pygmy marmoset completely fascinated by an insect in this clip from "Tiny World".


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This is why we talk to our patients even when sedated. Why they get their hand held, hair sorted, music on. We look after people, not numbers. This is quite a thing to watch.


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