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Somewhere out there is a version of me wishing they never got so heavily invested in potato farming


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been in an LA apartment with 3 men for a week this is nothing like new girl


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until it’s too late

zanenazane's tweet image. until it’s too late
zanenazane's tweet image. until it’s too late

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Life moves slowly

zanenazane's tweet image. Life moves slowly
zanenazane's tweet image. Life moves slowly
zanenazane's tweet image. Life moves slowly
zanenazane's tweet image. Life moves slowly

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My roommate told us his New Year’s resolution was to clean up after himself more. So to help him, my roommate and i made a fake tinder profile to hopefully match with/persuade him to tidy up a bit and we finally got a bite. i cannot begin to describe how easy this was.

zanenazane's tweet image. My roommate told us his New Year’s resolution was to clean up after himself more. So to help him, my roommate and i made a fake tinder profile to hopefully match with/persuade him to tidy up a bit and we finally got a bite. i cannot begin to describe how easy this was.
zanenazane's tweet image. My roommate told us his New Year’s resolution was to clean up after himself more. So to help him, my roommate and i made a fake tinder profile to hopefully match with/persuade him to tidy up a bit and we finally got a bite. i cannot begin to describe how easy this was.
zanenazane's tweet image. My roommate told us his New Year’s resolution was to clean up after himself more. So to help him, my roommate and i made a fake tinder profile to hopefully match with/persuade him to tidy up a bit and we finally got a bite. i cannot begin to describe how easy this was.

Reality for people with peanut allergies


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My freshman year of college i passed out at my friends house eating chips, now 3 years later i got this from the same friend 😭😭

zanenazane's tweet image. My freshman year of college i passed out at my friends house eating chips, now 3 years later i got this from the same friend 😭😭
zanenazane's tweet image. My freshman year of college i passed out at my friends house eating chips, now 3 years later i got this from the same friend 😭😭

(Me taking a bite out of the left Twix only to find out the caramel was replaced with mayonnaise) Me: oh that’s just not right


Doctor: I’m afraid you have a bad case of Ligma Mr. Saynothing: Doctor: I know you must be at a loss for words


Life is like a corndog


They should make CBD toilet paper so people can calm their asses down


When I was younger I tried to impress a couple girls by eating an onion like an apple then I started to cry and they left


Do you think if plants wore underwear they would be called planties?


Me: you know, you’re pretty boring My drywall: I know :(


Me: wanna bang Girl: wtf? (Pulls out Bang energy drink) Me: haha I was just wondering if you wanted this energy dri... (Girl takes drink and chugs right in front of me) Girl: alright let’s do this Me: it was just a joke Girl: I thought it was a bang


*smoking with my friends* me: woah man, this stuff hits hard friend: yeah man, sativa be like that sometimes me: it really doobie


Drinking a gallon of milk to get to the toy at the bottom


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