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having a uterus is so scary and annoying earlier this year I had a month long period and my bc hasn’t changed so we did a bunch of tests and my doctor was like “everything’s normal so I guess that’s just a thing that it did” ?? that’s it? we’re just gonna shrug at it???
dude wrote squid game in 2008 and got rejected for 10 years and people will try to tell you that's a lesson in perseverance. nah stupid it means figure out how to make your own shit cause this industry will string you along til everybody thinks you stole hunger games
me: 4 yr old i nanny: do u have a girlfriend me: no 4 yr old i nanny: do u have a boyfriend me: no 4 yr old i nanny: that’s really sad
In a group chat for an upcoming bachelorette & this girl I don’t know goes “Erica, you follow (insert name)? How do you know him?” I was like “omg I slept w him years ago lol”. Turns out it’s her husband & he told her that he’s only ever slept w her 😩about to be a longgg weekend
HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!
My daughter put her credit card in my wallet so I could buy lunch on her today
The whole 'my wife is always nagging' stand-up thing, Married with Children, Simpsons, men being 'in the dog house'... I recently tried to find a sign for my shed and they ALL say 'This is where the MAN can get away from that NAGGING BITCH'...
I can no longer find it, but I just saw a TikTok where a therapist explained that the reason men are always surprised when their unhappy wives leave them is because they've been brought up to EXPECT her to be unhappy. Now I can't stop seeing the 'unhappy wife' trope everywhere.
If you’re in London and due your first or second Pfizer vaccine... you can have it at the @Tate with a DJ while you wait... FUN
this Friday i'm so pleased to share that I'll be bringing the good vibes & positivity on the decks to the incredible @Tate for their NHS Vaccine Clinic! 5pm-9pm - get your first or second Pfizer dose if you're over 18, and you can enjoy my tunes, too! eventbrite.co.uk/e/pfizer-vacci…
HELP?? TOM AND ZENDAYA, HARRY AND OLIVIA, AND TIMMY AND LILY???? it’s too much for me
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (blacked out at a bar)
Lake Highlands High School valedictorian Paxton Smith used her 3-minute speech to attack Texas’ new restrictive abortion law after making a last-minute speech switch. It's now gone viral. Tonight on @wfaa, you'll get to hear from her about everything that's happened since.
Alireza Fazeli Monfared, 20, wanted to live as a free gay man in the West. His family in Iran beheaded him days before his dream came true, activists say. insider.com/alireza-fazeli…
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