Eli Self
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Me being escorted out of the student center after stealing 13 monster slim Jim’s from Toss.
Soft as dog shit
I am proud to introduce the O.H.I.O Sportsmanship Act to make flag planting at midfield a felony in the state of Ohio. Behavior that incites violent brawls and puts our law enforcement officers in danger has no place on the football field.
Ole Miss can still get into the playoff if Mike Pence has the courage.
Can’t wait to say “big 3rd down here” to random guys I meet at the bar tonight
2023 🤝 2024 Back-to-back ELECTRIC picks by @PatMcAfeeShow at the SEC championship game‼️
Timothée Chalamet talking about yards per carry on College GameDay.
imagining timothee chalamet wrapping up a long day of filming and winding down with some Ohio vs Ball State all-22 tape. chills.
Just tuned in to the sec championship, where’s the sid the sloth looking fella?
Nick Saban on @CollegeGameDay about flag-planting fines: "To fine these schools $100,000 is like worrying about mouse manure when you're up to your ears in elephant shit."
Nick flanked by my two favorite disciples of his; electric.
Kirby and Sark on GameDay were asked how they prepare for rematches, both claiming that they don’t “overanalyze” the second game. Nick Saban: “Yeah well I think you’re both bullshitting.”
Timmy when asked to describe the Tide’s chances of making the 12 team playoff as a 9-3 at large
LISAN AL GAIB! Timothée Chalamet is joining us in Atlanta as this weekend's guest picker 👏
I think it’s fucked up they make Sue work in a coal mine offscreen in Survivor. Being out there is hard enough
Audible “Roll Tide” chants in Chapel Hill during a Tide Hoops game…prayed for times like this
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