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Eccentric Terms

@EccentricTerms

Officially the most eccentric advice and narration you can get

Joined September 2015
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I think the Wicked Witch kept the flying monkeys around to mask her terrible smell since she could never shower


#lol Follow the rules http://t.co/sdbpsCgssq

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What it's like to cruise hands-free in Tesla's Model S with Autopilot: on.mash.to/1LdVl4I amp.twimg.com/v/f3a6c151-2cb…


ok, whatever, ok, maybe, whatever, fine #halp


Don't open the smell box!!


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Weatherman nails pronouncing “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch” ti.me/1OefZ7f


Great...! http://t.co/PVg5thPDE3

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No, you don't have to pay off your credit cards. Just say they were stolen.


Persistence is logging your vomiting from Binge drinking in My Fitness Pal #life #advice #everyday


If it's once a week, there's no way you'll get addicted #perfect #golden


@corrrgirard Just cheat on him to test his love


She's not crazy at all, she's just high spirited. What's the worst that can happen? A knife in the kidney, that's what can happen.


"If you ignore it, it will go away" only works with bees and money #advice #life #bees


Don't worry about the bleeding. Rub some dirt on it. It'll stop. You'll get an infection, but it'll stop bleeding. #advice #lifequotes


Never put your happiness in someone elses hands, especially if that's your dick and they hate you #advice


Keeping you #composure is not pooping your brains out when you learn you have irritable bowel syndrome


Never bring your mouth to the banana. Bring the banana to your mouth #bananas #life #advice


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