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#ThingsIGetAlot Are you always sarcastic? Answer: No, sometimes I mean every word I say.


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It's hard to be nice to people when you're surrounded by idiots. #humpday


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I'm not a bad cook... I'm just microwave dependent. #69FactsAboutMe


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To all the brave soldiers who spent their lives buying our freedom, Thank you. #HappyMemorialDay


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#ThatOneExWho still thinks they have you wrapped around their finger. Yeah right... Wake up!


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Say NO to #GMO!!! Fight for CLEAN food and March Against Monsanto! #MAM


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Do you think, before you act? #iamcurious


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#PrayForBoston Terrorist attack - 2 bombs set off at end of Boston Marathon. 28 injured and 2 people dead. My prayers are with you.


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#FavoriteRapLyrics I like big butts ...and I cannot lie.


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Homosexuality is found in over 1500 species... Homophobia is found in one. #MarriageEquality http://t.co/nGILKLzsUE

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#LiesIveToldMyParents That's not mine... I'm just holding it for a friend.


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#iOnlyGetMadWhen people put the empty box of cereal back in the cabinet. There's nothing like having disappointment for breakfast.


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Retweet if you're watching The State of the Union Address. #stateoftheunion


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"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." -Martin Luther King, Jr.


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#ILoveTheFeelingYouGet when you take the time to watch the sun rise or set. http://t.co/0a4ipHuq

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#DefineAWord Multitasking... being able to screw up several things at the same time.


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Thinking about Monday can ruin any Sunday. #ThingsBetterThanMonday


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