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critical support for the javelina as they lead the war on arizona golf courses
Come along with me on my carnage (I mean course) check this morning. What should be one of the most beautiful golf courses in the country is being destroyed by herds of javelina. If anyone has a contact in AZ state govt that can help us find a solution please pass it along.
This reads exactly like this scene: youtu.be/GS1d8FeOxpg?si…
Just before 7 AM, IMPD officers were at a Speedway gas station when they were alerted by a witness regarding a man w/ a possible warrant. Officers approached & gave the man verbal instructions. At some point, at least 1 officer fired his weapon, striking the man at least once.
Anyone else just occasionally yell "TAKE ME TO SNURCH" after seeing a very niche Tumblr meme like a year ago?
John Denver: almost heaven Me: hell yeah John Denver: West Virginia Me: what the fuck
AITA for posting "well ... It happens" on this Ring post? The law group has billboards all over the city and if anyone is qualified to handle this, I think it would be them, right?
*Us showing up 2 hours early to every @SouthwestAir flight* SWA: "hey sorry it's delayed 5 min-- oop now it's 35 minut-- ok final one, it's 57 minutes delayed." *Us running .3 seconds behind* SWA: so what if the door is open and ppl are on the jetway, you missed this flight.
“you’re gonna regret getting all those tattoos” they will surely pale in comparison to the other things i will regret
Can we all agree @Dyson vacuums are essentially disposable? After 1 year the battery can't hold a charge and it clogs constantly. I've had 3 in the last 4 years and for some reason just kept getting new ones even though they are absolute garbage.
boy if you had asked me earlier today how many watches buzz aldrin usually wears i would have been confidently mistaken
#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.
I was once on a landline with Blockbuster asking if they had a videogame cartridge. Yes, this is an adapted John Mulaney bit but also true.
Y'all, we aren't paying back our student loans, right? We all agree to just not pay them back? Cool, good talk.
You niggas wasn’t there
I hate to generalize an entire region but holy shit the Midwest is full of the softest folks I've ever seen. Petty as fuck and will absolutely crumble when you are direct.
The perfect kit to celebrate Pride Month! Follow & RT for a chance to win a signed Jhojan Valencia Sentimiento Kit, with special edition pride number!
Was separating this basil and thought it looked like a lady, babyGroot. Then I wasn't sure if gender was a thing with the Groot species. Then I made myself laugh when I said "THEY. ARRRE. GROOT!"
I haven't slept in 39 hours. This photo is a reminder of why we do this. Why we commit. It always hurts but it's always worth it.
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