Dale’s right. There’s nothing creepier than a crosseyed or lazy-eyed cat staring at you like a fricken demon.
I was a rural doc for a while. Every day: "Tell Dr. Molly that Jesse is sellin his pills" Me: "I cannot use that information, nor can I even confirm I have a patient named Jesse...please call the police about illegal activities"
This is so much more profound than it appears. This is life in a high-trust society. This is the way it used to be in many places--and still is in some places--in America. The old Andy Griffith Show was silly but was actually pretty close to what many people long for now.
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Small towns rule. I spent my first few years doing this, and I would do it all again🤣
Reminds me of growing up in the country in NC🤣🤣🤣what she’s saying is truer than anyone can imagine🤣🤣🤣
She needs to learn better English. Her accent is so thick it’s unintelligible. Likely another immigrant wearing a polite outfit.
Darlin you just head to your nearest democrat run sh*thole and you’ll get just what you “thought” it would be like. 😆😂
So funny! This is just the way it used to be when I lived in Durango, Colorado. The funniest thing was the police blotter in the newspaper.
It’s never a boring day in the country or mountains. 🙋♀️ Local authorities have to keep chainsaws in the back of their off-duty vehicles and be ready for downed trees/power lines on a good day. Volunteer fire department and other local off duty departments like the water district…
I always found that policing was 60% boredom, mixed in with 30% service calls, and 5% pure adrenaline filled action and sometimes even terror. And that’s the part most cops live for. But, as I got more experienced (read older), I realized that the service calls were very…
One month with LAPD or LA County Sheriff and you'll wish you were back chasing goats in a small town.
Can confirm! The drunk tractor driving thing happens where I live at least once a year! 😁 And we have had a cow wonder into town and be blocking the main street 😂 One time some city criminals came in thinking it would be easy to rob a few stores. They only got to one and it…
The problem with being a cop in a small town is that you think you can relax because nothing ever happens. But a couple of years ago, in our small town, we had two cops killed at one time, by a mentally disabled woman who was having a schizophrenic episode, in a hotel parking…
Rural city of 4000 here. We had 2 horses escape from a nearby pasture and run down the street past our house a few weeks ago. It was pretty funny seeing the cops try to blockade with their cars.
I'd like to sit this officer down at a table with a Chicago or LA cop and discuss the differences in their typical day. That would provide more insight into the differences between Urban America and Rural America than anything I can think of. We're essentially two different…
“But you’re sweaty from chasing a goat and your vest smells like pepper spray and regret”.😂😂😂
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That’s what happens when you work in a town with 2 stoplights and they’re flashing lights…..🤣
I love this! And that officer! Anyway, reminds me of being a small town cop in Central Texas in the early 80's. There was plenty of real policing, but also plenty of which she spoke and I haven't thought much of it in the 20 years I have been retired. Made me smile.
Think of how amazing the country would be if this was all the police had to do everywhere. It would be like nation-wide Mayberry.
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