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Dr. Pamela Isley. // Poison Ivy. Parody.

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Botanist. Making Gotham then the world mine. Protective of @VexingLilMonsta. @TeamArrowRP #BoneHead (DC RP/AU/MC21+) #Parody Parody

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"Yeah, people are dumb. Plants are better. You can trust them." 🌿 Flipped Account 💋 Dr Pamela Isley || Poison Ivy 🌿 Botanist 💋 Taken by @VexingLilMonsta 🌿 Part of @TeamArrowRP 💋 Written by #BoneHead 🌿 #Arrowverse #DCEU #parodyaccount 💋 RT





She better stay out of my room.

She's still hanging around my little thief she is at home baby sitting Brucie! My little protege! Gonna show her the ropes!



Yeah that kid kept wandering in my room.

They wouldn't take my coupon for the exlax I bought for the kid! Also a long story.



Road rage caused by Pearl Jam on the radio.

What's his super power cultural appropriation? I wouldn't even of been on that mission last time. If I didn't end up back in prison. Had road rage in a store.



And then you had some kid hanging around.

That bastard got what was coming to him! And his knife happy friend! I was half paralyzed. Long story. And still killed his ass.



And you had to deal with Black Mask.

That was a bad idea! I went through some stuff when I broke up with J! Mental breakdown! I am back on track!



From what I hear through the vines is that Peacemaker has nightmares for stabbing Flag.

Yeah, he ain dead! But, wait till I catch Peace Maker! I am gonna feed his dick to, Brucie! He stabbed my boo! Last I heard that bitch still has him running missions! She is the devil in carnate!



I still can't believe the haircut you had. Come on Harls. You know better than to have bangs.

But, would the sandwiches still be that good? I will think it over! Can you believe that fellas legs I broke for calling me stupid. Got hit by a van! Imagine the luck! Thought I was gonna be paying doctor bills for months for that jack ass!



I heard he and @PeacemakerBrute went missing after that mission.

I have been planning it. I miss my boo! I just want to cuddle him! Our last mission was fun! We fought a giant star fish! I mean what kinda shit is that!



Should hire him.

I know but have you had sandwiches from that store! I know the owner! Got a running tab! Wait, how it's a Coney dog shop?



Surprised you haven't been planning a rescue mission for Flag.

I think I have done enough tea spilling today! Haha! My record is long enough! [Laughs before sharing a piece of licorice with Brucie my Hyena.]



I make sandwiches all the time there.

Well I wouldn't call Coney Island a sandwich shop! I got two of them! But, nobody makes sandwiches for breakfast like my good friend at the store two blocks up!



Spill the tea, Harls.

I am trying to lay low on the radar! Yet, Ivy, keeps tricking me into confessions! I fall for it every time! I may have a PHD but, not a control button for my mouth! Haha!



And now you have your own shop for all the sandwiches you want.

Or, here me out! I drove a eighteen wheeler truck into the plant! Which had I known throwing my necklace out the window was a bad plan! Went to eat breakfast next thing you know half of Gotham was tryna arrest me or, kill me! Worst of all ruined my sandwich!



You mean the one I took the fall for so you wouldn't be sent to Arkham for 30 years. Especially with @DeviousLaughs there.

Or, like he got dipped in a vat of orange paint at the Gotham paint store down on a 111th! You know the one next to that old Toxic waist plant that some how got blown up 6 months ago! The one which I know nothing about. [Grins innocent.]



Yes we made a truce with @GallantBatman and @FatalLasso

Wait, good? Yuck...So not just the Suicide Squad no more! Well, shit! Okay I will try! Things are just so much cheaper when they are free! What about groceries?



Lies. Yep. Lies.

Let's be honest. All the other me's have a crush on all the other Harleys. [Laughs] The other me's can deny it all they want but I know. [Laughs]



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