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Capt. Roland Deschain (on the case)

@Det_Deschain

Justice, aristocrat, international private investigator, Aunt Sharon’s roommate, kindle reader, munch, he/him/hubby

Joined January 2015
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Don’t be scared liberals (yeah I’m hittin that)

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20 likes by 8pm I will drink this

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The Chipotle workers are shaking in their boots knowing I just ate my lunch at 9:50am #secondlunch #Project2025


Afraid to get a bidet and like it #deschain


Give Zack Baun his goddamn flowers


Peep my bio pic

I need a movie where the villain actually won



Today’s work stats: 1 incoming call (voicemail) 1 outgoing call (butt dial) 2 emails 1 bean 3 shits


Not ma fault she like suckin small dick 🤷‍♂️


Love showing aunt Sharon reels of horrific car accidents


Deb had stuffed shells prepped and Aunt Sharon was rolling meatballs soon as I walked in #secondlunch


There is no difference between confidence and blind confidence #deschain


Been weeks since Roland has drank, Roland wants to drink. Roland Beer. Roland.


Alex play perfect timing ⌚️


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