Capt. Roland Deschain (on the case)
@Det_DeschainJustice, aristocrat, international private investigator, Aunt Sharon’s roommate, kindle reader, munch, he/him/hubby
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Don’t be scared liberals (yeah I’m hittin that)
20 likes by 8pm I will drink this
The Chipotle workers are shaking in their boots knowing I just ate my lunch at 9:50am #secondlunch #Project2025
Give Zack Baun his goddamn flowers
Peep my bio pic
Today’s work stats: 1 incoming call (voicemail) 1 outgoing call (butt dial) 2 emails 1 bean 3 shits
Not ma fault she like suckin small dick 🤷♂️
Love showing aunt Sharon reels of horrific car accidents
Deb had stuffed shells prepped and Aunt Sharon was rolling meatballs soon as I walked in #secondlunch
Me
Been weeks since Roland has drank, Roland wants to drink. Roland Beer. Roland.
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