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Sometimes my anxiety makes me laugh. I bought a fire extinguisher with my phone, in bed, at 3:30AM this morning.
finally figured out my procrastinator boyfriend. me: "if you go to the store with me now, i'll show you a boob." him: *gets out of bed*
Never mind. My one chin hair is back in town and I didn't bring tweezers to work. DAY RUINED.
I told someone to stick a solar light up their butt this morning. It's gonna be a good day.
If you step in a puddle of dog pee, I think you should be able to dry your foot on said pee-er.
I accidentally called myself a "data anal-yst" in an interview this week. Mispronunciation leads to awkward times.
I am experiencing nipple chafe for an exercise-y reasons for once. Not because I breast fed too many cats this time.
I like to walk with my boyfriend on busy roads so I can fart when the loud cars pass.
I slept on a stress ball all night and didn't even notice. I've been using them wrong this whole time 'cause I feel good this AM.
Me: "I got these pillows to review. Do you like them?" Kyle: *sneezes violently on said pillow* sigh
need to see chiropractor but on period and afraid they'll squeeze too hard and my tampon will become a projectile missile.
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