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for someone who made a career out of firing people he sure doesn't seem to understand the term when applied to himself
This should have been the opening statement of the Weinstein trial
Women always make the first move if you're paying attention
I wish everyone would stop moaning about why the world is so unfair to their particular race, gender or sexuality and just be happy for us straight, white men.
[me flirting] Who's your favorite horseman of the apocalypse?
A hand job is like the Johnson and Johnson of sexual acts
You are so thirsty you don’t need a drink you need an IV
The Ghost Snapchat logo would be appropriate for dating sites Don’t ask how I know .
"Aren't you afraid your boys will turn gay if they wear nail polish?" Them turning gay doesn't worry me but them turning out like you does
Just got yelled at for putting too much mustard on my own sandwich in case any of you are thinking of getting into a relationship
It’s a tad hypocritical that I would never tolerate a cheater but I love a show where one guy openly dates 30 girls
[Speed dating] Him: That's not mayo in my beard.
When people say the year is flying by they are clearly having more sex than me
What was the person who discovered milk trying to do the the cow
Sex burns 500 calories an hour ... Me:Oh! So that’s why you look like that... Could go either ways..see what I did there... #equalopportunist
OJ and Cinderella both got won by the exact opposite tactic
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