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@ComedyToe

Im sorry the rats died when you hot boxed your apartment

Joined November 2019

Yeah sex is good but have you ever made tuna salad with peanut butter instead of mayo???


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My girlfriend lives over 200 miles away serving life in prison and she just killed her cell mate, 3 guards, broke out and held an Uber driver at gun point for a 4 hour drive just to come see me for an hour. IF THEY WANNA SEE YOU THEY’LL MAKE THE EFFORT


Yeah sex is good but have you tried a tahini martini?


Okay mental health hiatus is over. Back to memes


The only reason im against my friends hooking up with exes is bc like ......... imagine how awkward itd be at the wedding


after making a meme account, im officially not funny anymore. taking a break to focus on my mental health


me: cant wait to go on vacation this Christmas person who doesnt care at all: where me: rehab for my juul addiction


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