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Keith

@CokeAcolumbia

part time drug addict, family friendly, fantasy football commissioner,

Joined March 2024

On the road back to school, fielding phone calls if anyone wants to talk ball, chop, shoot the shit, etc.


Drinking shit you can’t pronounce in a place you can definitely afford

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In what my mom is calling “the worst thanksgiving ever” our Turkey shaped ice cream cake has melted in the freezer

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Thankful for gambling, drinking on a weekday, the cali plus, and skipping class.


Publicly stating I will not be drinking tonight so I’ve just sealed my fate of blacking out


Committee has shown that losing to good teams that are in contention is worse than unranked teams I guess?


My brother’s a retard

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Vape and beer in the koozie #cbtm

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Siri clear my schedule, I’m day drinking.


Joe Rauth isn’t funny.

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Late night finds


Why do I only ever crave Chick-fil-A on sundays


What happened to the SEC

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I once tried to campaign for a 2012 Miami heat pledge who wore a full lebron James uniform and I was told “that’s stupid” (see reference below).

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The meanest girl you know has a Bible verse in her bio


Con con son or Lily lang daughter?


South Carolina is a top 5 team if they played Indiana’s schedule

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Who has been hiding this from me?

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Printing press is working overtime to put in the steal


Just can’t get enough of this panthers game

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