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Georgia is recounting all presidential ballots by hand. We're 72 hours from the GOP demanding a recount by foot.
I will watch a 15 minute make up tortorial and ignore everything I just learned and keep slapping on the same make up I’ve been slapping on for the past 5 years.
Sitting in class before two final exams, and I hear a girl whisper “I want a beer.” Same girl, same. #nursingschool
Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
Apple Events are the world's largest meetings that could've been an email.
I dont know what to say Mac Miller took me on my second tour ever. But beyond helping me launch my career he was one of the sweetest guys I ever knew. Great man. I loved him for real. Im completely broken. God bless him.
Ok but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me
getting cheated on hurts but have y’all ever got to the gym and forgot your headphones?
If ur looking for a healthy snack that hurts ur fingers a little bit, I can’t recommend pistachios enough
Can we all just put on a sweater and start eating carbs again.
“Don’t @ me!!!” -my boyfriend when I request rent VIA Venmo.
‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful
Cop: Know how fast you were going? Me: obviously, I have a speedometer Cop: I know that Me: then why did you ask? Cop: [looking down moving toe around in the dirt] I just wanted to talk
Marriage isn’t “I promise to love you until I stop loving you.” It’s “I promise to make a conscious decision to continue to love you even when it’s hard because I’m aware no one is perfect, but you are worth it.”
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