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Angelini Tortellini

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lots of ego with nothing to back it up

Joined October 2009
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The human experience? Id say I've had enough


George soros let us down


Where's the deep state when you need them


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I hate America and nothing that happened tonight was gonna change that but I expected better than this


Brooklyn bridge tonight?


Brooklyn bridge tonight babeM


Catcalling "you have beautiful shins" is crazy


If mommy and daddy pay your rent I don't want to hear you speak about anything ever


Phew. I'm so tired of counting all these blessings. 🥲


The Duke of Gloucester was the original incel


Imagine being a giraffe in nyc


If you ever need to get over a crush just picture them having sudden and violent diarrhea in the jack and jill bathroom adjoining your office. The last remnants of infatuation will be obliterated along with the staff toilet.


Everyday I wake up and I just know it doesn't matter what kind of day I have because I am so secure knowing I'm not in Tucson, Arizona.


The way beans on toast is absolutely cursed but a guarache con queso is absolutely goated


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Some carrots are not worth peeling.


How many bitches do u know worked 3 jobs to save $17 K to exit the US and live abroad only to realize that they were being colonizers and come back


Look, you can take the girl out of dirt bag central but you can't take the shit kicking punk dirt bag out the girl


Why is it that I've hit more prs while being hungover and feeling fucked up and not taking care of myself and when I get 8 hours of sleep and regulate my nutrition struggle to hit 80% maxes


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Bye 👋🏾

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BREAKING: Mitch McConnell, the longest-serving Senate leader in history, will step down from that position in November. apnews.com/article/mitch-…



I'm not saying I'm weird but if we were a herd of Buffalo I would have been left behind with the sickly Buffalo long ago


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