Everett Blough
@BloughEverettYou can catch flies with honey, but you'll catch more honeys bein' fly
Some of y’all act like you know snoopy but he prolly wouldn’t even fw you
This sounds like bob ombs rapping over a beat Bowser made
my family: "she will never be forgotten" my best friend: "i miss you so much buddy" my husband: "I will never learn to love again" the 20 pikmin I hired b4 my death to carry my casket into their ship: hyupmm hyup hyup hyuppm hyup hyup hyup hyump hyup hyup hyup hyup hyuppm hy
THERE’S A SECOND PHASE
WB has announced that tom Holland will be replacing Ezra Miller as the Flash "He's a quick bloke isn't he" Holland said
when the earth needed comedic relief the most god spawned these guys here
it appears your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, mister bond
Brock trying to teach Ash how to cook be like:
ur in his DMs. i’m with him in the hospital. i cannot operate on him because he’s my son. i’m a doctor who’s a woman
“are u ok” no i’m not a little witch who works at a bakery in a pretty town by the sea with a talking black cat companion
My dentist said I grind in my sleep damn he’s real for that 💯
that part in zombie movies when someone is bit and will turn but still chooses to endanger the rest of the group by sticking around is way more realistic than i thought before 2020
do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work
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