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DeMayonnaise, The Living Shitpost

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So, this is where the fun begins. DM me if you need someone to talk to. Taken by @ballmuncherxoxo

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beep beep beep "AYO MITCHELL, YOUR PIZZA ROLLS ARE DONE" "OH BOY PIZZA ROLLS"


DeMayonnaise, The Living Shitpost Reposted

Real Life Congalala ACTUALLY FARTING at Universal Japan (2014)


Drill Nuts

Name a Transformer without the letter "a" in it

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OK SO- GUYSGUYSGUYS- I'm not the only that believes half-orcs are pretty hot?


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🪙 It's #Giveaway Time! 🪙 To celebrate Rocky's birthday we're giving away 1,000 Silver in #Destiny2 to spice up your Guardian. 🔥 Enter to win: 💠 Follow us @TheDestinyShow 👈 💠 Like & Retweet this ❤️ 1 Winner picked on 6/30. Good luck, Guardians. #destinythegame #Giveaways

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Help is appreciated while I try to navigate life and escaping 🥲 givebutter.com/2u30XN?s=09


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⚠️ Time sensitive!! ⚠️ If you can do anything at all to help this system, would you please, please consider it? /gen /srs

Help is appreciated while I try to navigate life and escaping 🥲 givebutter.com/2u30XN?s=09



Ok so, my girlfriend @PastaaaSuccubi is the prettiest person I know and no one not even her can tell me otherwise.

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Now that I'm temporarily back on Twitter, time to be a menace to society via memes I found on the internet.

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I love my boyfriend he's objectively hotter than you

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Rt cause i know youve done at least 1 of these

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Baby can I put my hair in your house

Baby can I put my bed in your room

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Hey Rocklahoma how many retweets for 2 free passes


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