Vitamin Amy
@AmyDoDat**This is a PARODY account** In no way is this account affiliated with, the woman, the myth, the legend, the REAL Amy.
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8/27/2018 amy is attempting to collect squirrels (again) startled by an aggressive sow protecting her nuts amy grabs her nuts to assert her dominance over her potential ornament the squirrel begs for mercy amy shows none.
1980 Amy is at gallop practice learning to gallop like a horse she is determined she is dedicated she gets an F she is DEVASTATED
With Bone Crusher blaring thru her speakers Amy straps on tap shoes feeling whole "this is what life's all about" she repeats in the mirror
1/5/17 Amy cant stop crying Snow's preventing her Avon lady from delivering the zip-detail ruched dress she ordered She curses at the lord
2011 amy's parents receive a phone call from the post office "can you please tell your daughter to stop barking and chasing the mailman"
family gathering as amy begins to unveil her "big surprise" pie face game her cousin dennis suddenly reveals his old bopit ashamed amy weeps
Thanksgiving dinner 1999 Aunt Cindy fucked up Nobody enjoyed their dinner However They all pretended to
Bedford pa 2011 Amy is hanging out at her favorite shooting range. A lost child approaches her and asks for help Amy pretends to not notice
Sitting on a stone driveway, alone, of course. Amy is thinking about y=mx+b And can't help but wonder Will I ever be able to fist myself?
Did you know that if u stick two beer bottles up your ass and cross ur fingers then close your eyes u can't see anything??????!!!!
Amy is working the spotlight for the figure skating competition Plot twist: She really is Console energy center June 25 at 8pm Doors open @6
If I had a dollar for every time I clogged the toilet id be rich as fuckkkkkkkk boiiiii #fuckwatchaheard #dopesquad
When big lots gets their new shipment of carpet toilet seat covers you will know where to find me 💅🏿
Dear men, Required for dating me: 1. Must have been that guy who tucked their shirt in in high school. 2. Must have belly button pierced.
Does University of Phoenix have a good toaster program? I really just wanna be a toaster tbh
Amy patiently waits for her egg rolls, when doorbell rings Amy tips the delivery driver with a sexy wink 😜😏
OMG EMERGENCY my car broke down and I have $30 khols cash to use and an extra 20% off and it expires today wtf am I supposed to do omg help!
So like what day is Friday the 13th isn't that weird how vague that is????????? 🤔
Amy wanders the crop top section at Gabes She wants a half shirt that not only sells her professionalism, but also tells her she's worth it.
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