Kyle
@Almost_Albino"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing." -Hunter S. Thompson
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Wishing for Philly and Buffalo L’s tomorrow. Lions vs. Texans Super Bowl needs to happen for the good of mankind.
I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
Has she never heard of FDR lol?
We could very well be thrust into WWIII and our president can’t walk across a stage without falling over. Thank you Biden voters, you have thoroughly screwed us over.
Hey @EAMaddenNFL give me a refund on this early access that I can’t even play. I have no idea why I continue to buy this game from you when you can’t even get your servers on launch day working. #Madden24
Oh my god!!! He’s smoking weed?! What a monster!!! Conservative men are the biggest pussies on the planet lol.
Here's Hunter Biden's lawyer, Kevin Morris, pictured smoking a bong on the balcony of his Los Angeles home... ...WHILE HUNTER BIDEN WAS IN THE HOUSE You are the company you keep, and Hunter enjoys the company of prostitutes, corrupt foreign oligarchs, and bong sucking lawyers.
Genius play by Zuck releasing the Threads app after @elonmusk fucked everyone over last week. The best part is: Threads is actually pretty fun.
bro is breakdancing on it
To anyone who can actually read this, bye Twitter. It was fun while it lasted. Temporary my ass too. If you don’t think this fucking moron @elonmusk is beta testing paywalling twitter, you’re a moron too. Once Bluesky comes out, it’s all over for this platform.
To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day
The SCOTUS just gift wrapped the next election cycle for the Democrats with this move.
BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Biden's student loan forgiveness plan cnb.cx/3XvRo6u
I don’t care who the president is or what your political leanings are. Watching the leader of the free world fall will always be funny. No exception.
To the ignorant people who are calling for President Joe Biden to be removed from office via the 25th Amendment because he tripped, here is a reminder that Franklin D. Roosevelt was confined to a wheelchair for his presidency. Old people fall. Young people fall. Smart people…
Proud of my Alma Mater
Pennsylvania school district must allow after school “Satan Club” after judge ruling.
We the people are up tremendous today.
“Lol fuck Bud Light” *Buys several cases giving the company money for this performative bullshit* you sure showed them @KidRock
Hey @elonmusk rather than stroking your ego, can you fix Twitter so it doesn’t redirect me to a YouTube link showing me a video of geese flying through the sky when I want to expand a thread? Thanks.
Well this makes Twitter effectively useless. Guess I gotta find a new app. @elonmusk just wants you to hear from ONLY his sycophants. Our speech is so free now, right guys?!?!
He pleaded guilty to his charges, you fucking moron lol. But please keep baiting the right for your precious retweets. This fucking guy…
The Chiefs deserved to win that game. But the officiating in that one was absolutely atrocious. Wrecked a great game. It's time for the NFL implement the SkyJudge, and deploy it aggressively, which is what a great majority of coaches want. You have the technology, guys. Use it.
You know how badass it is to tweet this about heaven the day before you die? RIP to an absolute GOAT. The world lost a good one today…
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