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Alfred Einstein

@AlfredEinsteins

People make the world go round, money is how we deal with the spinning.

Joined May 2013
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This course of human events is nearing its terminus. Please collect your belongings and stand clear of the doors.

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I'm evil, but that's no excuse for poor sportsmanship. #Newsradio

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Sounds like that one guy went hard in the paint on being a cranky old Caucasian man. #DebateNight #Decisión2024


City-folk don't seem to get down with any of the bigotry mess and we've got the numbers so… ✊🏼 #2024Election @KamalaHarris

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I don't like to watch children get smacked but I'm looking forward to the talking-to this boy's bout to get. #Debatenight #Debate

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They're actually going to try to do it?! There's no way dude doesn't throw a fit and start screaming. Ball game #Debate2024SayItToMyFace #Debate

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A new way forward feels like what we need :o) @KamalaHarris

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"You think you're so pretty and all the boys want to talk to you. You look like a million bucks." "No, I look like a guy in a dress which is worth at most 50 bucks on Twelfth Avenue." #Newsradio

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Surreal to hear announcers describing breakdancing like it's chess. It feels empty. Still, Olympics got style ✊🏼 #Paris2024

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Arlene Limas - first American ever to win a gold medal in the martial arts event, Seoul '88 She is bad-ass #ParisOlympics

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With the beautiful horse statue galloping down the Seine there is not one mention of the iconic earliest motion capture via film done in France. Do your homework. #OpeningCeremony


The Denmark boat just floated down the river and I hoped Sandy Toksvig would be the figurehead strapped to the front. #OpeningCeremony

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#MyFavoriteContentIs from PFK, the Puto Face Krew They know what's up.

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The tornado at Taste of Chicago got wild. We were too close to the beach and it felt like getting sandblasted. We fled but got too close to Buckingham Fountain and it felt like getting blasted with a firehose. good times #Chicago

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Sad to see you go but honoured to have known you. Luscombe Music✊🏼

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not "Chocolate" but 𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 @vidurabr

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I rolled a 1 today. A big fat 1. They aft gang agley don't they?!

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You mention your "back" #SureSignsYoureOld


ℙ𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕘𝕠 𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕; 𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕨𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘. -𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘵 @joelycett


#InMyGuideToTheGalaxy Cut down one of the legs on those little pizza tables and you got a phone stand. Also, you get a pizza out of the deal.

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