Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, because I have my own problems to solve. - Sincerely, students
That awkward moment when you are at your friend's house and their parents start screaming at them.
Writing "etc" on the test because you don't remember more examples.
Waiting until your parents are in a good mood before asking them for something you want.
Me: "I have to tell you this story about-" *starts laughing* *deep breath* Ok there was this... *starts laughing*
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me.
THE BEST KINDS OF LAUGHTER: 1. Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent. 2. Feeling a 6 pack coming. 3. Tears coming out of your eyes.
Here's some rain, just in case your timeline is dry. ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and they're getting yelled at, so you just stand there and pet the dog.
What a wonderful winter we are having this spring.
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