Alex Jolicoeur
@AjolliI’m the kind of person who doesn’t buy a lottery ticket but really banks on winning the lottery
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Everybody knows if you want your fortune to come true you have to in fact, eat the fortune. @evanfoxy
A skill my grandfather had taught me at a young age, and I’ve been lucky enough to progressively get better at as the years pass on. So glad I’ve gotten to spend more time doing it more than most other years. Drinking… instagram.com/p/B2NVSESJMRO/…
There is nothing better than hangover milks. If you disagree I’m ready to square up.
Why some of the ranch bottles I get have the little precision choke on them and the same exact bottle next time is like the opening of a gallon of milk. #ope #passmetheranch
Taking my phone out of its case is the equivalent of taking my dogs collar off... I whisper to both. “Oooh you’re nakey”
Do you think people who are against vaccinating their kids, vaccinate their dogs?
Just got told by a 33 year old Lithuanian “my buddy from Amsterdam send me weed that feel like smooth silk teddy bear that tickle your throat”
Call me crazy but I sleep in sweatpants and sweatshirt, hood up. Almost. every. night.
Remember when the iPod nano came out? Man... those were the days..
Vacationer: “hey mind taking a picture of us?” Bartender: “yeah no problem!” Hands phone over and takes picture* Bartender “oh I took a couple” Vacationer: looks at all 362 pictures taken and immediately deletes them all.
I’m an all or nothing kind of guy. Either I’m housing jäger bombs till midnight or an 8:45 showing of How To Train Your Dragon is just too late for a Friday night.
Have a real hard time with “that’s not my job” types of people...
Having your girlfriend live with you means that you assume the responsibility of designated water getter anytime between 5:00 p.m. and 9:00 a.m.
No matter who won the super bowl let’s appreciate the fact that we’re all half drunk and full on burgers, wings, and whatever else was within arms reach
I’d really like to purchase some of that @HeartlandRadio @PatMcAfeeShow and @ThePubHeartland gear but.... I bet the farm on that Super Bowl and lost my dick on those prop bets so until next time... I’ll be quietly listening to the podcasts.. #degeneratethoughts @Digz can relate.
The way @tonyromo can lay every play out immediately before it happens is an unbelievable talent..
How wild would it be if instead of going out and drinking 17 beers and 5 shots we could just go out and eat like 15 appetizers and two main courses on a Saturday night...
I have been running a vicious cycle of curing hangovers with alcohol for about a week now... #oldironliver
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