Kenzie Voorhees
@16voomacFrom the ends of the earth I call to you, I call as my heart grows faint; lead me to the rock that is higher than I. Psalm 61:2💗🙏👆
Having the flu is bad but imagine working in a healthcare facility and ALL of your residents have it and they can’t stop throwing up and shitting EVERYWHERE. Flu season is terrible in facilities. Pray for us healthcare workers, we are NOT ok🤢😷🥴
I really just called my mom to tell her not to tell my dog I’m on my way over because I want to surprise her🤦🏼♀️🤷♀️
My dad talking to one of the new aides on my grandmas dementia unit “So since you’re new here, my moms the lady in the green sweater, take extra good care of her”💖💖
I swear my managers are so ungrateful 99% of the time. “You can only have the overstaff tomorrow if you pick up on your days off this week even tho you’re up for overstaff” uhm that’s not how it works.
Me: “Goodnight, I love you” My resident: “I love you too, I think”😂😭
If I find one more resident in bed with their glasses/shoes/clothes & gait belt on I’m going to freak the fuck out. I swear we need to have a meeting for certain CNAs to learn what’s acceptable and what’s not🤬🤬🤬
We got a new admit today who has so far been a handful and her favorite line is “bend over so I can shove it up your ass” 🙃🙃🙃
I know that it’s almost summer time and time to party and get wild but I am seriously worried about some of my friends and their drinking habits.
We just got a new resident on my dementia unit who was a CNA for 10 years & we just had to put her roommate on alarms bc she was transferring her from bed to her wheelchair😭😭😂😂
So my mom went to the SoS to get her drivers license renewed because she hadn’t driven in a super long time and they didn’t even give her an eye test........... She’s legally blind.🤦🏼♀️
Mary brought Ruger to tractor supply to get a bath and he freaks out the whole time then we bring him out to pick out a toy and he shits on the floor. Mary freaking out was my favorite part lmao😂😂😂
Lindsey’s high ass just tried to pay for her icecream with her drivers license😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Met one of my cousins for the first time last night. Then he asked me out..... Ahh, it’s good to be back in Brethren” 😂😂
My boyfriend got pissed bc I was going to go to goodwill to get him some work shirts without him but he’s literally at the movies without me rn while I’m laying in bed bored asf🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
My coworker was supposed to relieve me at my clients house over an hour ago & management isn’t answering the on call phone so I have no idea when tf I get to go home.😭🤬
My boyfriend won’t stop singing Old Town Road but instead of the correct lyrics he just keeps singing, “I’m gonna take my horse to the hotel room, I’m gonna riiiiiiiide till I can’t no more.” Uhm 🤨🙃😅
Me: *getting off the couch* I’ll be right back. Dog: I would really feel more comfortable if we went together.
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